Nicky, You're Wrong

If you're doing SATS at the moment, and struggling with concepts like 'modal verbs' and 'subordinating conjunctions', you have my deepest sympathies. Please remember that most people who write for a living have even less idea than you what these things are. And while they may be useful to those who study language for a living, for most of us they're not important at all.

Here's a song I wrote about it. Nicky Morgan is the government minister currently responsible for this nonsense, and Nick Gibb is her right-hand man.